DON'T STEAL OUR SHIT!!!!

So we have this homeless guy that stops by LOLYPHE CUSTOM CHOPPERS/ BIG GIMPIN' CHOPPERS for water and to use the bathroom at times and we let him quench his thirst and do his business since he's pretty nice and polite and well... we've been noticing some of our t.p. vanishing. We figured out that the guy has been stealing it...and about 6+ rolls at a time...I saw this sign in the laundry mat in Frisco, CO and though of that guy...I think we'll have to make one in our bathroom very similar...